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In Rain(bows)

May 12th, 2008 by bradlby
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Yesterday, May 11, 2008 Radiohead played at Virginia’s Nissan Pavilion. At the same time, there was…”some weather.” On the drive down from Baltimore it started to rain. Then it rained harder. Then it rained so hard we could only see about 5 feet in front of the car. By the time we made it down to the venue (about 5:00 pm) the parking lot was a soupy mess. People clad in trash bags, coats, ponchos and slickers of all sizes sloshed through the lot. We hid in the car until the gates opened hoping that things would let up.

At 6:30 we finally got out and walked to the front gate. After the least thorough pat-down of all time we were inside, and totally soaked. Standing water was everywhere, and due to the slight incline in the path around the pavilion a river was starting to form. We fought upstream to the end of the line and grabbed a piece of wall next to a bathroom under an overhang just long enough to shield us from the downpour. It rained as hard as I’ve ever seen it rain. The standing water got worse and worse. The opening band came and went. The sun went down and the temperature dipped into the 40’s. Then it rained harder.

At 9:00 Radiohead came on. We had moved around a bit but the water was inescapable. Even if we COULD escape it we were so saturated it wouldn’t have mattered. Songs started to come and go when something strange happened. A guy came out from under the cover of the pavilion and asked if we were stuck out on the lawn. Then he told us to take his pavilion seats because he was too ill to stay. So just a few songs into the set, we were running as fast as our rain frozen legs could carry us to sweet relief under the roof.

Relief isn’t quite what we found, but we did find a better view than the wall of humanity and umbrellas that was the lawn. The show was great. When it came time to leave the walkway dividing the seats from the lawn had become an actual river, more than ankle deep. I couldn’t help but laugh hysterically as we sloshed through the water, down the ramp and back out into the disgusting mud pit of the parking lot. We lined up to get out but didn’t move for 20 minutes. Out of the corner of our eye we spotted a cop car zooming off to the back of the lot. We followed and managed to circumvent the entire line somehow. The roads we were all funneled out to eventually were whittled down to a single lane on the way back to 66 in the blinding rain.

This brings up an interesting point. This venue has been around for quite a while, and is in the middle of a lot of nothing. Why then are the roads so bad? Why is there only on exit / entrance to the parking lot? Why did the structure handle rain so poorly? I don’t have an answer to any of that, but if someone has some answers I’d love to hear them.

Today I came home from work to find a box on my doorstep. What was inside? A new umbrella of course.

Here’s what Radiohead had to say. Here’s a rundown from the Radiohead 2008 Tour blog. Make sure to read the comments for the full effect.

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Pixel Farts

April 28th, 2008 by bradlby
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Major Output is a website where people make 20 x 20 pixel art pictures. It’s currently spammed to bajesus and back, but it’s still good fun. I’m not a great pixel artist, but here is what I’ve done so far:

Flying Man pixel artDiveman pixel artAfrica Taro pixel art

That’s some flying guy with a big box head and a pink bird, the most ghetto Diveman from Megaman 4, and the crazy chicken from Africa Taro. Neat!

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BORE Photorama

March 31st, 2008 by bradlby
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Continuing the bold tradition of pointing out myself in other people’s photos of New York City Boredoms concerts, here I am in the crowd at Terminal 5. Notice how close I am to the stage.

JEALOUS?????
The Boredoms play Terminal 5 in the round

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Spinners

December 2nd, 2007 by bradlby
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Rim Spin

Continuing evidence that Blanka = Spinnaz

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Wandering Dreamer

November 12th, 2007 by bradlby
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I’ve been having strange dreams recently. Sometimes they are beautiful. Sometimes they are terrifying. Sometimes they are confusing. You can watch me dream.


These videos were made with LSD: The Dream Emulator for Playstation. Asmik Ace developers kept dream journals for years, and drew from their unconscious experiences to create a video dream journal that is different for every player.

LSD

There is no “point” to the game. You explore the dreamscape for as long as you can before you wake yourself up. It seems like each dream builds on previous ones, so the longer you play the more you will see. Wildlife stalks over once empty expanses, the layout of buildings morph behind your back, faceless people wander ghostlike through ancient cities. LSD is the epitome of “pretty ugly” Playstation graphics, but the surreal environment lends itself to the creepy harsh edges of late 90s polygonal models. 40 days in there is no end in sight. Join me for my adventures in dreamland.

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Rome is Decadent and Depraved

October 2nd, 2007 by bradlby
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Viva Caligula

Adult Swim occasionally makes interesting Flash games. Their newest one is something special though. Viva Caligula has you saving Rome. How you ask?

ROME IS CORRUPT

KILL EVERYONE TO SAVE ROME

Sounds simple right? In addition to laying waste to the populous, you get to collect a different weapon for every letter of the alphabet. Here is the list:

  • Axe
  • Brick
  • Crossbow
  • Dagger
  • Eagle
  • Flambeau
  • Gurlet
  • Hatchet
  • Iaculum
  • Javelin
  • Knife
  • Lion
  • Manhood
  • Necromancy
  • Ocarina
  • Pitchfork
  • Quadrel
  • Rock
  • Sword
  • Tentaculum
  • Ursiform
  • Vespiary
  • Whip
  • Xyston
  • Yatagan
  • Zampogna

The ending is totally worth it, and laying waste to scholars and bathhouse employees isn’t bad either. And here’s a bonus screenshot. Don’t delay, save the world with the power of…

Manhood

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Return to 77 Boadrum

September 13th, 2007 by bradlby
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Just like everyone else who went to the Boredoms 77 Boadrum show, I’m enjoying the new Viva Radio site commemorating the concert. It even solved the little mystery we had over drummer #40! It was Count Hejnowski of No-Neck Blues Band fame.

As a selfish little side note, I noticed that my friends and I were in 2 of the pictures in the slide show. Pictures 62 and 63 to be exact. Shout outs to Justin William Lin for taking these pictures. Thanks for proving I was there dude!

Me in the 77 Boadrum crowd

Me in the 77 Boadrum crowd again

Remember, if you want to see more from this life changing experience, check out my 77 Boadrum Gallery.

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Round the Internets

August 26th, 2007 by bradlby
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Just putting around the internet these days. Here are two nuggets of wisdom:

The more you know

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Cosmic Drummers Shake The Heavens

July 9th, 2007 by bradlby
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On 7/7/07 at 7:00PM 77 drummers lead by the Boredoms put on the performance of a lifetime. Rescheduled from 2006 (which thematically at least was a fantastic idea), 77 Boadrum was a spectacle with ridiculousness only matched by its own awesomeness. The basic idea is that EYE conducts a group of 77 drummers with some electronically modulated stringed boards, colored batons (to hit the boards and signal drummers) and THE TRIDENT OF POSEIDON. This is not an exaggeration, he took out a trident and smashed the boards, causing all 77 drummers to launch into frenzied solos. Beats spiraled out of the center creating waves of sound that overlapped and eventually consumed each other. Here is a diagram:

Boadrum Spiral

Now for a personal touch to this story:

My companions and I woke up bright and early, then took an unscheduled detour to over near Coney Island thanks to the simplicity of the New York subway system. Once we got back to DUMBO (down under the Manhattan bridge overpass, yes it is the stupidest name for a neighborhood ever) we scoped out the venue and popped a squat on a restaurant stoop. It was around 1:00, and “the cops will make you leave” if anyone tried to line up before 2:30, so we knew we were in good shape. Just around the corner was Grimaldi’s Pizzeria, along with about 50 people in line on the sidewalk. We managed to get our pizza in a bag (boxes are apparently a luxury they refuse to afford customers) and since it was only 2:20 by the time we were done, we figured everything was still well on schedule. We stroll around the corner to see…about 400 people already in line. So much for the iron claw of the NYPD. We scurried down the block and managed to get in line well within the “safe zone” of people who would be allowed in. Since this was a free concert it was going to be packed to the gills, so timing was of the essence. We burned our asses and ankles indian style on the sidewalk for an hour and a half, then were let in to the Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park.

Boadrums

The drums were already set up. There weren’t any seats so speak of, so we just set up shop about a foot from the outermost ring. I was between position 72 and 73 to be exact. This gave us the perfect view of the Boredoms themselves, as it was a dead shot to the stage.

Boadrums 2

We were so close we could have taken an errant slap at a drum if we wanted. We were a bit too busy having our minds blown completely out of our heads for that though. It was an amazing experience, and one that will never happen again. There were cameras everywhere (not mine of course, just my crappy cellphone camera), so I’m hoping there will be some grand video memorial officially put together. In the meantime, here is a nice collection of online media for those who missed out:

Event Photos via Flickr
Tie Dye - this bears a bit of explanation. I don’t know who this kid was, and he was about 25% of the circle away from us, but he was dancing up a STORM during the whole affair, crumbling up rocks and waving his shoes in the air. He knows how to have a good time.
A nice close up video
The view from the bridge
Eye attacking his string boards Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

AND NOW
Since I haven’t seen it anywhere else, here are pictures of the program given out at the show:

Boadrum Program
The cover of the program.

Boadrum Program

“YOU are the 78th member! This is because the sound will spiral outwards, from left to right, like DNA, from deep inside of us right out to you. The 77 drum group is one giant instrument, one living creature. The 77 boadrum will coil like a snake and transform to become a great dragon!
-EYE”

Boadrum Program
Notice that wavy line is the milky way, just for some scale in comparison to the magnitude that was the drum circle.

You can see more of my crappy cell phone pictures, bigger pictures of the program, and pictures of the commemorative t-shirt in my 77 Boadrum gallery.

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In The Musicals

May 23rd, 2007 by bradlby
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One of my friends asked me recently what my top 10 albums from the 90s list would look like. It would look very much like this (in no particular order):

  • Radiohead - OK Computer
  • Dr. Dooom - First Come First Served
  • Cornelius - 69/96
  • The Blue Hearts - Stick Out
  • Coil - Ropeland Music
  • Bjork - Homogenic
  • ODB - Nigga Please
  • Ben Folds Five - Whatever and Ever Amen
  • Beck - Odelay
  • OOIOO - Feather Float

The next day someone else asked me what my top 10 music videos list would be like. Well since I am all about this internet thing the kids are so fond of, I will include links so you can experience these for yourself. There are a few that you shouldn’t watch at work though!

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